You decide that 7.75 is the number for you.
It’s not so far out of range that people will think you arrogant,
nor is it so low that you will be disappointed.
Being logical, as only you think you are,
You derive a system of rates.
1.05 for if they can cook.
0.60 if they get along with your family.
.007 if they put their dirty clothes in a hamper.
And so you go about weighing and measuring your perfect other half.
You systematically put items into your Knapsack
You systematically take them out of your Knapsack.
But as time goes on, you make more rates.
N keeps getting larger and larger as you get older and older.
-0.63, Must you put tomatoes in everything?
-0.5, Please not another night at Community Theater.
If you want to know why you are unhappy there is a simple answer.
You’ve made your life NP-Hard.
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